Michigan when it snows.

"Milky" (jordanmielke) 12/14/2017 at 10:27 • Filed to: Snow, Detroit, Woodward

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All from the last 24 hours around Detroit.

Stolen from the Woodward Facebook group, but this should work if you want to see the lowrider video

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:39

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It took me a solid minute to figure out what was different about the Explorer

crowmolly > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:40

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Everybody always says no fucks given or the field where I grow my fucks is barren , etc.

But that person in the low rider is on a totally different level. Like he or she exists on a plane of consciousness where the concept of fucks does not even exist.

Milky > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 12/14/2017 at 10:41

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Nothing like a cold beer when you get to work. Wait, what?

phenotyp > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:43

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Sometimes I miss Detroit.

RutRut > crowmolly 12/14/2017 at 10:43

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It is the single most Detroit move of all time.

Urambo Tauro > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:44

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I need a lowrider so that I can just use the hydraulics to shake the snow off in the morning.

Chariotoflove > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:45

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Knowing MDOT, I’m guessing all that white on the ground is only 50% snow by now.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:46

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The driver must work for FCA. :p

functionoverfashion > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:49

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This is what I see when I look at the lowrider

Milky > phenotyp 12/14/2017 at 10:51

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Love it. But then this morning, 8 hours after the snow stopped falling, there was only one lane plowed on the expressway . Aaannnd there was a shooting at noel night. Not saying they’re the same, but Detroit doesn’t let you forget its Detroit.

WilliamsSW > Milky 12/14/2017 at 10:53

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My only beef here is the lowrider driver, destroying a perfectly good ‘62 Impala.

And just to be clear, by ‘destroying’ I mean driving it in the snow...

Milky > functionoverfashion 12/14/2017 at 10:53

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The crop is on that is so good because I have no idea how the cat got there.

Milky > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 10:59

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From the guy’s Facebook post:

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WilliamsSW > Milky 12/14/2017 at 11:02

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Good! Hope he got underneath the car and inside the fenders as well—they’re not making any more of those cars.

Also - he had someone follow him to take the picture so he could upload it to FB, apparently, then? SMH...

BigBlock440 > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 11:04

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they’re not making any more of those cars.

No, but they are making more fenders.

WilliamsSW > BigBlock440 12/14/2017 at 11:09

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Very true - - and I think that there are a few 60's cars that you could build up from scratch with new parts today. Probably not a ‘62 Impala, but some of the later A- and F-bodies.

jimz > WilliamsSW 12/14/2017 at 11:13

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yeah, and I wonder if people who think they’re “showing off” realize everyone else on the road hates them.

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Milky 12/14/2017 at 12:09

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Hey now, I resemble that remark.

I have a six pack in the office fridge right now, as a matter of fact.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > BaconSandwich is tasty. 12/14/2017 at 12:17

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I use to work with that engine plant. Those dudes getting drunk and high at lunch, yeah, they are still there. If it were a rusted out Durango I would believe you.

So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky > Milky 12/14/2017 at 12:21

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Obligatory.

Milky > So Shiney. So Chrome! So Frunky 12/14/2017 at 12:39

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Always great.

functionoverfashion > Milky 12/14/2017 at 12:54

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The cat doesn’t either...

jimz > Milky 12/15/2017 at 06:43

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I like how this gets re-written and posted on Jalopnik with no credit.

Milky > jimz 12/15/2017 at 09:44

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Just saw it too, classic Jalopnik move. What happened to hat tips?

user314 > Milky 12/15/2017 at 12:16

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Budget cuts from Univision: hats, bonnets, babushkas, and visors will no longer be provided.